MASSAGES SECRETS

... Dio recounts an Trade among Elagabalus plus the well-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus dealt with the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Really don't call me lord, I'm a Girl.' Dio concludes his anecdote by having Elagabalus inquiring his doctors to offer him the equivalent of a woman's vagina through a surgical incision. ^Anyhow